The JoyPoll!

Bah! Apple is old and stale and irrelevant, ... even if the universe has a few dents in it?	7	2%
Wait a second, if Apple is 50, what does that make me!, ... Apple fans don't lose their value!	80	27%
Wish I had bought Apple stock long ago, ... regrets, I've had a few!	99	34%
Wow, what an insanely great 50 years, ... and that is no Reality Distortion Field!	51	17%
I'm here for the cake, not to vote!	53	18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and you are never too old for cake!

Random Joy!

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